iguanamouth:

remember to ask your parents permission before procuring dead bodies

via luficerr
roaring-softly:

I spent all day working on this silly rhyming thing for Mindy Kaling eep!
by tyler feder

roaring-softly:

I spent all day working on this silly rhyming thing for Mindy Kaling eep!

by tyler feder

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them

"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

(Source: invisiblechange)

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(Source: pumpingironman)

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill